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Blotzwave
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Transformers, G.I. Joe, & Godzilla things & stuff
and maybe some other things as well I dunno
and maybe some other things as well I dunno
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Blotzwave
A completely normal image. Wait, am I seeing things or is that...
For anyone who's lost on this, people have been taking the Minus Zero teaser & trying to find stuff that ain't there, scribbling circles over actually nothing, & being like "Guys did I just find Ghidorah?!"
That's it that's the joke.
So I decided to totally not actually put stuff in there.
Btw this completely normal image of the poster totally doesn't have
-Frik
-Don Frye
-M11
-Niko Tatopoulos
-Don Frye again
-John Cena
-Sonic
-Golden Freddy
-The golden ninja from Lego Ninjago
-Jschlatt's favorite band
-Great value blueberries
Good luck finding all those things that aren't there. Edit: btw one of those might be a lie, so.
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Blotzwave
Merry Crimbo!
Hope everyones day is totally jolly.
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Blotzwave
Aw what the hell, I'll talk about it. See you on Sunday at 12:00 pm EST!
Yes its about exactly what you think its about.
If it wasnt apparent, me like da 'naf.
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Blotzwave
(Spoiler free) Best thing ever. Five nighted my freddy. 87/10.
Loved it as much as the first if not more so, currently kicking feet & being giddy.
All the apostate critics who slander this film can suck a fat fucking cock of idiot demise.
I don't care if you think the movie didn't make sense or something its based on a video game series thats famous for not directly telling you whats going on & making you figure it out yourself. If the movie didn't make sense it sounds like a proper Five Nights At Freddy's movie to me.
Its actually an objective fact that this movie is biblically amazing & if you dont like it you're stupid & wrong. I know this because Scott Cawthon litterally appeared to me just now as the immaculate angel of light that he is & he told me the heavens & universe all deemed it to be true Im not kidding guys he told me. And are you gonna disagree with the powers above & fabric of the universe? Are you a fucking idiot?
You will be if you spoil the movie, especially here, Ill delete any spoiler comments below & tell Scott Cawthon you're a stupid head in my next spiritual vision so don't be that person.
Its hard for me not to spoil it though Im sitting here shaking & giddy with excitement, they brought stuff I loved from the first one back, did excellent with the new stuff, & had all kinds of things along the way that made me shake in my seat with whimsy, like characters I was expecting to see, and characters I was NOT expecting to see, especially one in particular. Mikaela Banes did surprisingly well voicing Toy Chica, by the way. Also totally predicted a big part of what would happen involing a character & the end a while ago & I wish I bet money on it now because I would've been rich. Now just gotta wait for the inevitable 3rd. (Pls God)
Do yourself a favor & don't miss it, hell Ill probably go see it again, just wanted to talk about this real quick, five nighted my fucking freddy, couldn't be happier, 1987/10.
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Blotzwave
(3 years ago (edited))
Please read the description
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leonkennedylk18
(2 years ago)
I like that Cobra Commanders minions arent afraid of him, or meek around him, theyre just happy to see him.
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atomk1464
(2 years ago)
Cobra Commander's outfit in the sequel is the most accurate costume ever.
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Harpagio
(2 years ago)
I love that Cobra Commander has a loving family, good friends, and generally a decent life. There's no reason for him to be evil; he just loves kicking puppies because he's Cobra fucking Commander.
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paytonkraft7564
(1 year ago)
The fact that Cobra Commander's men are so casual with him. These guys LOVED having him. It's so rare when a villain actually has henchmen that would serve him faithfully with such RESPECT and mean it.
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TheDalinkwent
(2 years ago)
"Destro...you're out of the band"
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TheAwesomeDarkNinja
(2 years ago)
It still entertains me to no end that Cobra Commander created Destro then IMMEDIATELY left him in the prison.
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jediclonekag13
(2 years ago)
I'm so happy that Cobra Commander's outfit in "Retaliation" is more accurate.
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claritycontrol1530
(1 year ago)
"It's good to have you back, sir." Man, I love villains that have the genuine respect and admiration of their henchmen. Makes more sense than villains that rule their subordinates through fear.
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benjaminkern6450
(2 years ago (edited))
I actually liked how they made Cobra Commander a former member of Duke's team. It shows that there is a deeper connection between the two of them than their rivalry being based solely on the fact that they're the poster boys of their respective groups.
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XardionZ
(2 years ago (edited))
Commanders outfit in Retaliation was literally perfect .
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parker1093
(2 years ago)
I loved seeing Cobra Commander in the second movie. All of his henchmen were happy to see him and welcoming him back to the base. You look at the joes and in comparison Cobra had better HR lol
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ad7799
(2 years ago (edited))
Sad that, unlike Transformers films, G.I Joe didn't worked as a movie franchise. I really loved both movies
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sweetsillysquid
(2 years ago)
Not enough credit is given to Joseph for selling such an over the top characters so well. He really commits but still allows himself to have fun with it.
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VyceofMataMertha
(2 years ago)
I don't care what anyone says, the Commander's mask looks so cool in live action.
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marduk1734
(2 years ago (edited))
The Zeus scene redeemed the whole movie. Cobra Commander's edginess is so absurd, it gives you a pure joy.
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zom8680
(2 years ago)
I never understood how in one line Destro is like "awww yiss check out my face... " to "what have you done to me?"
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