I think that first guy was trying to do a hit and run but it was too icy

can we let that first guy go again? theres a couple things he didnt hit

Oh shoot my last quarter. Oh well....

"If I just floor it, I'll totally get traction. Its just science."

The second one was like TA-DA

First car sounded like gun shots

couldn't think of a worse place to live then where it snows

That first car was pretty much the perfect example of how to NOT drive in the snow & handle a car while sliding. If they just kept his foot off the gas after he started sliding they would have at least crashed into only the first set of cars, as opposed to the ten or so cars they crashed into instead.

The first car is very smart. He or she knows they might as well total the car and have insurance pay it off rather than be stuck with a 500 or 1000 dollar deductible on half assed repair job.

Ice doesn't give a shit if you have a 4x4...

First car:

Man, that first driver looked like he was doing all that shit on purpose.  He must've been drunk or on drugs.

i love how the first driver is trying to take control but he smacks everywhere in the street

That kid was a pinball wizard

"My leg!"

I can't be the only one who was expecting the fire truck to slide.

and this would be the part where Emeril says "BAM"!

It's vehicular curling at the winter olympics.  

did anyone else want to scream at the first guy "STOP HITTING THE GAS, MORON! YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE"