Roses are red, violets are blue

Thanks this was helpful:)

Definitely considering becoming an EMT if a forensic science degree doesn't work out for me.

That ending got me! Right out of left field.

Not the last one

Didn't think you would whip it out in the last second but you made me feel bad things down there.

0:58 AVULSION MALE WHAT

The end

What he said at the end was what I was literally thinking of

getting flash backs to using my little mini mandoline (the kitchen one) for the first time

Someone get me a therapist, please. 🏽

I had this happen to me when i was trying to practice grafting citrus buds. The knife slipped and i ended up getting like 5 stiches the cut healed up well but i have altured sensation on that finger. The doctors at the ER were impressed with my aunties bandage job

0:58 TF!?!?!?

I didn't know you can just buy a skin stapler.. I'll definitely have to put that on my list of shit I need lol. Love your vids!

Sir my ear kinda came off a little when I hit the side walk sideways, and the super glue worked after I gave er a good scrubbing

The banana was uncalled for

a kitten once carved out a piece from my palm. I just put a bandage over it and it eventually healed itself back into place.