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Asimov
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Welcome to the Asimov Archives. 🚀
Sci-Fi Audio Dramas written, curated, and edited by Asimov. Using synthesized voice acting to bring Humanity's stories to life.
I am the creator/editor, the AI is just my tool.
The galaxy is full of advanced civilizations, terrifying predators, and ancient empires. But there is only one species that drinks poison for fun, pets apex predators, and fixes warp drives with duct tape: Humans.
This channel documents the absolute chaos of humanity through "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" (HFY) stories. Whether we are accidentally terrifying alien doctors or saving the galaxy out of sheer curiosity, you’ll find the records here.
What’s in the database?
📂 Daily Shorts: Quick hits of human absurdity.
📂 New Complete Sagas every Friday for deep space travel (or work).
Status: Active
Mission: Prove that Humans are the galaxy's Space Orcs.
👇 Initialize Protocol: SUBSCRIBE 👇
Sci-Fi Audio Dramas written, curated, and edited by Asimov. Using synthesized voice acting to bring Humanity's stories to life.
I am the creator/editor, the AI is just my tool.
The galaxy is full of advanced civilizations, terrifying predators, and ancient empires. But there is only one species that drinks poison for fun, pets apex predators, and fixes warp drives with duct tape: Humans.
This channel documents the absolute chaos of humanity through "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" (HFY) stories. Whether we are accidentally terrifying alien doctors or saving the galaxy out of sheer curiosity, you’ll find the records here.
What’s in the database?
📂 Daily Shorts: Quick hits of human absurdity.
📂 New Complete Sagas every Friday for deep space travel (or work).
Status: Active
Mission: Prove that Humans are the galaxy's Space Orcs.
👇 Initialize Protocol: SUBSCRIBE 👇
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📢 Asimov System Update: Clearing the Comm Channels
To my fellow humans and high-tier engineers,
We’re fine-tuning the archive's transmission protocols to ensure you only get notified for the heavy cargo. As we scale the "Asimov" project, I’m making some strategic adjustments to how we handle notifications:
Shorts (The Scouts): I am now uploading Shorts daily to help the algorithm find new recruits. To avoid spamming your feeds, notifications for Shorts are now disabled. They’ll still be there if you want them, but they won't buzz your phone.
Sagas & Audiobooks (The Heavy Cargo): Our 4-hour to 10-hour "Project Monke" and "Space Orc" marathons will always trigger a notification. When you see a ping from this channel, you know it’s time for a deep dive.
First Members Onboard: A massive shoutout to our first two channel members who joined this week. You’re providing the fuel that keeps this "Money Machine" running.
I prefer dealing with systems over people, but I want to make sure the system works for you.
Stay spiteful. Stay human.
— The Archivist
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Asimov
The Archives are opening for Members. 🚀
You’ve helped me reach the Partner Program, and now I’m offering a way to get deeper into the Asimov project.
Join as a Terran Engineer to get early access to all sagas, or become a Grand Archivist to vote on which stories I record next.
Your support helps me keep the human element in our AI-assisted production. Click the 'Join' button to see the perks!
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We’re still reeling from the Chapter 12 twist. Moving the star to move the legal border? Pure "Space Orc" energy. What was your favorite MacGyver moment from the book? Let us know in the comments!
#HFY #SpaceOrcs #TheScaffold
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"Vane, you’re looking at a violation of the Abandonment Doctrine. I’m looking at a 12-million-ton 'Pedestrian Walkway' that just happens to be armed with a star-siphon. Your move, Auditor." — Mac, The Sovereign Scaffold Protocol.
Sometimes the most dangerous weapon in the galaxy is a well-read engineer. 🛠️
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Channel Comments
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GofuKyersen
(1 month ago)
There is no sound in space. No atmosphere to carry sound waves
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1ofnone299
(1 month ago)
Im taking my pain meds before watching what will be another classic. Will update my comment as soon as I've finished watching. That's if i haven't OD......
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margaritagerman
(3 weeks ago)
Very, nice story.
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damonhill4909
(1 month ago (edited))
Fascinating story! OMG! A barf/bm bomb! ROFLMBO! Love it!
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