No Villains Are SAFE!
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How Long Would QUAGMIRE's Prison Sentence Be?
22,477
How Many Days Has Bart Spent In Detention?
20,534
How Long Would PETER's Prison Sentence Be?
16,035
How Much Has Mr.Krabs Stolen In Wage Theft?
15,659
How Long Would STEWIE's Prison Sentence Be?
14,772
How Long Would MR. KRABS' Prison Sentence Be?
14,082
How Much Has Peter Griffin Cost Quahog?
11,982
How Long Would HERBERT's Prison Sentence Be?
10,432
How Much Money Does Peter REALLY Have?
8,928
How Many FDA Violations Has the Krusty Krab Had?
8,815
 
How Long Would QUAGMIRE's Prison Sentence Be?
22,477
How Many Days Has Bart Spent In Detention?
20,534
How Long Would PETER's Prison Sentence Be?
16,035
How Much Has Mr.Krabs Stolen In Wage Theft?
15,659
How Long Would STEWIE's Prison Sentence Be?
14,772
How Long Would MR. KRABS' Prison Sentence Be?
14,082
How Much Has Peter Griffin Cost Quahog?
11,982
How Long Would HERBERT's Prison Sentence Be?
10,432
How Much Money Does Peter REALLY Have?
8,928
How Many FDA Violations Has the Krusty Krab Had?
8,815
How Long Would BRIAN's Prison Sentence Be?
8,485
How Many GIRLFRIENDS Has Bart Had?
7,722
How Long Would MORTY's Prison Sentence Be?
7,501
How Many Krabby Patties Has Spongebob ACTUALLY Made?
7,009
How Long Would SPONGEBOB's Prison Sentence Be?
6,760
How Long Would SQUIDWARD's Prison Sentence Be?
6,684
How Much Food Has Homer Eaten?
6,442
How Much DAMAGE Have Bart’s Pranks Caused?
6,063
How Many Times Has Peter Got Away With Murder?
5,991
How Long Would CARTMAN's Prison Sentence be?
5,917
Who Has CHEATED More? (Peter vs Lois)
5,813
How Long Would STAN's Prison Sentence be?
5,165
How Long Would JOE's Prison Sentence be?
5,140
How Long Would CHRIS's Prison Sentence be?
5,135
How Much Would Peter Griffin Owe in Hospital Bills?
4,991
How Much Money Does Homer REALLY Have?
4,751
How Many Characters Were KILLED OFF In The Simpsons?
4,708
How Long Would LOIS's Prison Sentence be?
4,659
How Many People Has Quagmire Slept With?
4,566
How Long Would BART's Prison Sentence be?
4,562
 
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No Villains Are SAFE!
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Watch out, because No Villains Are Safe! I'll be taking your favorite cartoon characters and tallying up the crimes they’ve committed on-screen!

From minor infractions to major offenses, I'll dive into their actions and calculate the prison sentence they’d face in the real world. No character no matter how unsuspecting is safe from justice!

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cheesebucket142 (1 year ago)
Honestly with Maggie's track record, that last shot in the Simpsons scene could easily be her taking out Quagmire.
malachiteserpent7742 (1 year ago)
Might want to add another zoophilia charge, in the episode where Peter becomes a fisherman it’s revealed that he gave a monkey a reach around while reciting the pledge of allegiance. The scene was actually shown at the very end only without audio.
amwrtvy9455 (1 year ago)
The fbi agent must’ve been scared seeing your search history
PliskinYT (1 year ago (edited))
Insane how pr*stitution carries a longer sentence than knowingly giving someone STD that can change the course of someone's life irreversibly
Vaggiesaurushd (9 months ago)
It’s honestly funny how self righteous Quagmire acts around Brian in particular.
Jakegothicsnake (1 year ago)
Let's not forget that one cutaway, where Peter goes to the fridge to get dinner, and Quagmire's in there, having his way with the Griffin's own food, AND has the gall to act like Peter's intruding and chucks money at him, telling him to go out for dinner instead........
HELLO-6116 (1 year ago)
0:49
James_Semaj_Hatsuki (1 year ago)
20:03
Walker_FIN (4 months ago)
21:45 Faking your death is not illegal unless it's done to commit something fraudulent like tax evasion or insurance fraud but by having a pretend funeral you are not breaking any law.
bhvvlogs7814 (1 year ago)
"Or does Quagmire just not like Chris?" Well . . . from what I've heard . . . Everybody Hates Chris
JamesTDG (1 year ago)
25:30 technically with how Quagmire murdered him, he could argue that the murder was in self defense
q.h.s5051 (1 year ago)
I'll always hate how Quagmire was written to call out Brian. He had no authority to do so
PM-Game999-the-wolf (1 year ago)
21:42 squidward took the words right out of my mouth
creepy_bunny6752 (5 months ago)
Let’s not forget he screwed his dad. It was in the episode where he was dating someone who was just as freaky as him but worse.