If I ever talked to my parents like this they would probably beat the crap out of me. A lesson, respect your parents.

that conversation wouldnt have even lasted 5 seconds in my house without an ass whooping

This makes me grateful for how well I was raised. If I acted like this, my mother would've torn my head off and eat it.

dude, if i talked to my mom like that, i'm not so sure i'd wake up the next morning

“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.”

I've never seen a games characters talk when the person talks into his mic. Thats more advanced than COD

if I even said "shit" in front of my parents

"You're messing me up mom! It's a clan match!!"

omfg i lmfaod so fkin hard at this "I WANT THE CHOCOLATE MILK NOWWWW! YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE MILK! YOU LIED! YOU SAID YOUD GET IT FOR ME! THATS BULLLLLSHITT! THATS FUCKED UP! bullshit..."

If i spoke that way to my mam i would have "fell down the stairs" the next day.

i like how he keeps saying, "mom it's a clan match!!!".... as if she gives a crap